people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone

(Source: eleanorjanestyle)

whatsanialler:

how am i supposed to get a boyfriend i cant even get anons

pink-in-the-afternoon:

cheerleaderblaines:

Jennifer Lawrence is like a Tumblr user who somehow went outside and got famous and now she’s just confused

(Source: romanticklaine)

sexperated:

im straight until it comes to miranda kerr 

alltheangst:

jackbassam:

When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule

“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”

yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,

“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”

bulletbakas:

Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers

into-thesun:

i love conversations when you never get bored or have to go back to the “so what’s up” text or take 10 minutes just to think of a text message that will keep a conversation going. i wish i had those more often.

espeonchan:

it’s been 2013 for almost half a year what the FUCK